The Pirates and the Yo Ho Ho. E B

The pirates and the Yo ho ho!

 Once a upon pirate’s time there lived a peaceful family living on a rocky cliff by the ocean. The family had a mother, father, tiny girl, a younger brother a well-built dog and a bony dog.

 At the crack of dawn, when everyone was snoring away, even the dogs, a pirate ship cruised over to the side of the cliff. The pirates jumped off the boat, ascended up the cliff, went into the cottage and kidnapped the tiny boy.

They cruised back out to sea. Soon the boy woke up. When he saw that he was on a pirate ship he filled the ship with tears and cried for his mother. The pirates, who were the nicest pirates you would ever want to meet, not that you would want to meet pirates, soon got the boy to stop crying. They said that they would take him back as soon as he helped them recover their treasure, they had covered their bootie in a  mineshaft, but the mineshaft entrance was covered up and too small for them to get in, so they needed a tiny person for them to get their bootie. The boy agreed to try, and asked what the treasure was. The pirates said,  gold, diamonds, a bottle of rum and their yo ho ho!!

 They soon arrived at the small island. Quickly they sent the boy into the mineshaft to find their bootie “Don’t forget the yo ho ho!” The pirates yelled after him. The boy crawled into the mineshaft where he saw a lot of different paths. Soon he got lost and, once again started tearing up. Then he lay down and cried himself to sleep.

 The pirates waited and waited for the boy to come out, the pirates aren’t known for their patience, so soon gave up on the boy. They sailed back to the cottage on the cliff. It was still dawn and everyone was still snoring away, even the dogs, and again they took another kid but this time it was the tiny girl.

They sailed back to island and told the girl to go in the mineshaft and recover their bootie. So the tiny girl crawled into the mineshaft looking for the bootie, the bottle of rum, and the yo ho ho! But most urgently the tiny girl was exploring to find her younger brother. The pirates yelled don’t forget the yo ho ho! But the tiny girl also got lost. She sat down to rest like her younger brother, she soon snored away. 

The pirates waited and waited but soon enough gave up on the tiny girl. They hopped back into their ship and rowed back to the cabin on the cliff. They tried to take the well built dog but it started to crunch and slobber so they captured the bony dog   instead.

They glided to the island and thundered at the dog to go into the mineshaft and get their treasure, their bottle of rum and of course their yo ho ho!  The bony dog sprinted into the mineshaft so swiftly that the pirates didn’t get to thunder, ‘Don’t forget the you ho ho!’

 The pirates waited and waited. After many hours they saw the bony dog crawling out tugging on something. They thundered with joy! “The dog has discovered our treasure but instead of the treasure it was... the tiny boy. So they sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft. As quick as a flick the dog was crawling back out tugging on something. But once again it wasn’t the treasure it was... the tiny girl. The pirates sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft for the third time. They waited for another two hours they saw the dog crawling out, tugging something out of the mineshaft. Finally this time it was the treasure!!!

The pirates the tiny boy and the little girl cheered. Then again the pirates sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft to search for the bottle of rum and their yo ho ho! Again they waited for hours and hours and finally the dog was crawling out of the mineshaft. Pulling on the bottle of rum!!! Hooray everyone thundered. The tiny girl and the younger brother thundered. Even though they knew they couldn’t have any rum at all, the kids were excited for the pirates, the pirates seemed so pleased that it was impossible not be excited with them.

“Now all we need is the yo ho ho!! Said the pirates, they sent the dog on an adventure to get the yo ho ho!!They sent the dog back into the mineshaft. They waited for even more hours finally the dog came out slobbering on ... nothing. The dog shook his sad little head. No yo ho ho the pirates were gloomy that the dog did not find the yo ho ho but they were so happy with their rum and treasure so they decided to have a huge party right there on the tiny island. The pirates danced their jigs and sang their pirates songs and opened the bottle of rum and you know what the... yo ho ho!!!... was in the bottle of rum! And all of them even the boy and the girl chanted “yo ho ho” in a bottle of rum!! Until their mouths were so exhausted even the bony dog barked along. Not the end.

The pirates were filled with joy that they had discovered their yo ho ho that they made the treasure chest creek up. As they opened their chest they let the tiny girl and the younger boy, take whatever they wanted. The tiny girl took a terrific necklace full of diamonds and rubies. The younger boy took a golden bow and some diamond arrows, and the bony dog took a pair of dog golden bowls one for slobbering the food with and the other for water to gulp gallons and gallons of water.

The pirates cruised back to the cottage on the deadly cliff and put the tiny girl, the younger boy and the dog to bed. At the crack of dawn, the father and the mother, were so glad they jumped up and down with joy that they got to see their children- and the bony dog but didn’t believe the kids stories one bit, the treasure, the bottle of rum, or the yo ho ho. Really... The End.

The pirates and their YO HO HO! JT

The pirates and the Yo ho ho!

 Once a upon pirate’s time there lived a peaceful family living on a rocky cliff by the ocean. The family had a mother, father, tiny girl, a younger brother a well-built dog and a bony dog.

 At the crack of dawn, when everyone was snoring away, even the dogs, a pirate ship cruised over to the side of the cliff. The pirates jumped off the boat, ascended up the cliff, went into the cottage and kidnapped the tiny boy.

They cruised back out to sea. Soon the boy woke up. When he saw that he was on a pirate ship he filled the ship with tears and cried for his mother. The pirates, who were the nicest pirates you would ever want to meet, not that you would want to meet pirates, soon got the boy to stop crying. They said that they would take him back as soon as he helped them recover their treasure, they had covered their bootie in a  mineshaft, but the mineshaft entrance was covered up and too small for them to get in, so they needed a tiny person for them to get their bootie. The boy agreed to try, and asked what the treasure was. The pirates said,  gold, diamonds, a bottle of rum and their yo ho ho!!

 They soon arrived at the small island. Quickly they sent the boy into the mineshaft to find their bootie “Don’t forget the yo ho ho!” The pirates yelled after him. The boy crawled into the mineshaft where he saw a lot of different paths. Soon he got lost and, once again started tearing up. Then he lay down and cried himself to sleep.

 The pirates waited and waited for the boy to come out, the pirates aren’t known for their patience, so soon gave up on the boy. They sailed back to the cottage on the cliff. It was still dawn and everyone was still snoring away, even the dogs, and again they took another kid but this time it was the tiny girl.

They sailed back to island and told the girl to go in the mineshaft and recover their bootie. So the tiny girl crawled into the mineshaft looking for the bootie, the bottle of rum, and the yo ho ho! But most urgently the tiny girl was exploring to find her younger brother. The pirates yelled don’t forget the yo ho ho! But the tiny girl also got lost. She sat down to rest like her younger brother, she soon snored away.  

The pirates waited and waited but soon enough gave up on the tiny girl. They hopped back into their ship and rowed back to the cabin on the cliff. They tried to take the well built dog but it started to crunch and slobber so they captured the bony dog   instead.

They glided to the island and thundered at the dog to go into the mineshaft and get their treasure, their bottle of rum and of course their yo ho ho!  The bony dog sprinted into the mineshaft so swiftly that the pirates didn’t get to thunder, ‘Don’t forget the you ho ho!’

 The pirates waited and waited. After many hours they saw the bony dog crawling out tugging on something. They thundered with joy! “The dog has discovered our treasure but instead of the treasure it was... the tiny boy. So they sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft. As quick as a flick the dog was crawling back out tugging on something. But once again it wasn’t the treasure it was... the tiny girl. The pirates sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft for the third time. They waited for another two hours they saw the dog crawling out, tugging something out of the mineshaft. Finally this time it was the treasure!!!

The pirates the tiny boy and the little girl cheered. Then again the pirates sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft to search for the bottle of rum and their yo ho ho! Again they waited for hours and hours and finally the dog was crawling out of the mineshaft. Pulling on the bottle of rum!!! Hooray everyone thundered. The tiny girl and the younger brother thundered. Even though they knew they couldn’t have any rum at all, the kids were excited for the pirates, the pirates seemed so pleased that it was impossible not be excited with them.

“Now all we need is the yo ho ho!! Said the pirates, they sent the dog on an adventure to get the yo ho ho!!They sent the dog back into the mineshaft. They waited for even more hours finally the dog came out slobbering on ... nothing. The dog shook his sad little head. No yo ho ho the pirates were gloomy that the dog did not find the yo ho ho but they were so happy with their rum and treasure so they decided to have a huge party right there on the tiny island. The pirates danced their jigs and sang their pirates songs and opened the bottle of rum and you know what the... yo ho ho!!!... was in the bottle of rum! And all of them even the boy and the girl chanted “yo ho ho” in a bottle of rum!! Until their mouths were so exhausted even the bony dog barked along. Not the end.

The pirates were filled with joy that they had discovered their yo ho ho that they made the treasure chest creek up. As they opened their chest they let the tiny girl and the younger boy, take whatever they wanted. The tiny girl took a terrific necklace full of diamonds and rubies. The younger boy took a golden bow and some diamond arrows, and the bony dog took a pair of dog golden bowls one for slobbering the food with and the other for water to gulp gallons and gallons of water.

The pirates cruised back to the cottage on the deadly cliff and put the tiny girl, the younger boy and the dog to bed. At the crack of dawn, the father and the mother, were so glad they jumped up and down with joy that they got to see their children- and the bony dog but didn’t believe the kids stories one bit, the treasure, the bottle of rum, or the yo ho ho. Really... The End.

The Pirates and their YO HO HO! O. B.

          The pirates and their yo, ho, ho!

Once upon a time their lived a nice, and happy family who lived on the tallest cliff in town. The family had a mother, father, sister, and a little brother. They also owned 2 dogs named Deadly and Bowser.

In the early morning when everyone was asleep, even the dogs, a huge pirate ship with torn sails and a rotten mast sailed to the very tall side of the cliff.  The pirates climbed up the mast and into the house. They took the little girl and sailed far away to the cave.

Half way there she woke up and cried for her mother. The pirates were the nicest pirates you would ever meet. They got the girl to stop crying. They said they would take the girl back when she had found their treasure and they also said that the cave entrance had gotten too small for them to fit into. So, they needed a young child to go into the creepy cave and collect their treasure.

The little girl agreed to try and then asked what the treasure was. The pirates said they had hidden a golden chest filled with gold and silver, a bottle of leaking rum and their precious Yo Ho Ho.

Soon they stopped in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. We’re here they all shouted. “Where are we?” The little girl asked. We are floating right on top of the map hidden inside some colourful coral and you’re going to help us find it, So put on a pink wet suit with me and let’s go find it.

So, they dived into the deep, dark ocean. But the pirate was so stupid; he dived into an iceberg and fainted on his head.

Then, the Captain jumped in and dove down deeper and deeper, and soon found the unsinkable but sunk Titanic. They soon found the map hidden in some bright coloured coral. The girl grabbed the map and started swimming for the surface. Soon she emerged from the surface of the water. She waved the map side to side as the pirates cheered. Then came up the Captain. “Wait a minute,” said the little girl. “The treasure is under the cliff that I live on,” said the little girl.” Under where?” Asked the pirates. (Not noticing they had said underwear.)

They sailed back to the cliff and the child snuck into the cave and soon got lost and cried herself to sleep. The pirates soon gave up on her and got Deadly the dog. They sent him in and he came out with a treasure chest.  They sent him back in and he came out with a bottle of rum. “Where’s the yo, ho ho?” asked the pirates. They looked inside the bottle of rum and there was the yo, ho, ho.                                                                                                                                                                              

And so they all got something. The girl got a golden necklace and the boy got a golden bow and arrow. They lived happily ever after.

The Pirates and the Jelly Bean R.T.

The Pirates of the Jelly bean.

Many, many years ago there lived a wonderful and graceful family. They lived on a high and rocky cliff and at the bottom of the cliff the bright, blue waves would break and shatter all over the sharp and musky rocks. There was a beautiful little girl named Lucy, a little toddler named Jack and they  owned a big bull dog named Buster. They had a daring mother named Liza and a tubby old dad named Bob.

One dull, dark morning when the family was asleep, even their big dog, a jelly like pirate ship had come sailing over the swishy, wild sea. Their ship was called the pirates of the Jelly bean. The pirates  walked near the old, flat house on the cliff and quietly drifted through the front door and kidnapped the little toddler named Jack. He had brown chocolate eyes that dazzled in the sunlight, and he had smooth blonde hair that swooshed in the breezy air.

The pirates took him on their jelly ship and sailed away into the fog. Little Jack finally awoke and found himself on a ship. He started to cry and scream and he yelled for his mother, “Mummy!” The pirates took him to a mysterious island and sent him into a cave the size of a window to find their special treasure map. Jack couldn’t find his way through, there were too many path ways, he got lost and curled up in the corner and he had cried himself to sleep.

The pirates waited and waited until they just gave up. They left him there by himself, set sail back to the house on the cliff, they snuck in and took the beautiful and daring Lucy. She had pretty blonde locks almost as long as Rapunzels, she had blue eyes and people wouldn’t notice but she had her very sneaky ways.

The pirates had dumped her in the ships lounge till finally she woke up. Lucy looked around and thought to herself, why am I on a ship. Suddenly she heard a noise ”Bang, bang, bang.” The pirates raced down the stairs, took her by the hands and rushed her outside.

They told her to climb through the cave and get their brown, old and dirty treasure map. She reached under the cave that she had squeezed herself through. The pirates waited and waited, Lucy couldn’t find her way, she got stuck in between all these paths, so she sat down and cried herself to sleep.

The plucky, old pirates quietly set sail back to the flat house on the cliff. They snuck in and took the big bull dog Buster.

The pirates of the Jelly bean took the dog to the mysterious island. They said to him, “Go in and find our valuable treasure map, go on boy.” The dog quickly raced into the cave and he brought out a SURPRISE.........

The dog barked in happiness. “Bark, bark!” He dragged out the surprise. The pirate said, “Aye,aye my hearty you have gotten me treasure map.” The dog laid it out in front of the pirates. It wasn’t the pirates treasure map, it was the children Lucy and Jack. They gasped in terror. The pirates sent the dog back into the cave, he came out again. This time it really was the dirty old treasure map. The pirates shouted out loud. “Yay!” And celebrated.

They all had jumped up on board the Jelly bean, and sailed through the wild and restless ocean to find their booty. They eventually dug up their booty.

The pirates let the little boy Jack, the little girl Lucy and their beautiful and fluffy bull dog Buster take whatever they wanted for themselves. Lucy took a shiny gold peace necklace. Jack took a golden Vikings cap, and their dog buster took one gold bowl for food and one silver bowl for drinks. Everybody started to set up a camp fire and they all sat around it to sing some amazing songs.

Later, they set off back to the house on the cliff. Jack, Lucy and Buster pounced their way back into their house, they wanted to sit down and tell their parents about their amazing journey. But of course, their parents didn’t believe their story. The pirates of the Jelly Bean hopped back on board and then started to sail the seven seas to steal treasure again.

By R.T.       

The Pirates and the treasure map A.E.

The Pirates and the Treasure Map

Once upon a wintry time there was a bunch of buccaneers having a beer on their pirate ship singing a jolly good pirate song. Let me introduce them, There was Scary Scar, Angry Andrew, Stupid Sam, Bossy Ben and Captain Bronze Beard, his beard was bronze and he was the most fearless pirate you would ever meet. He used pink and purple underwear for good luck.

They wanted to be the first to find the lost treasure, but they did not know where it was. “We need the treasure map,” suggested Stupid Sam. “Not helping.” Said Bossy Ben. The next day the pirates got their stuff ready for a good long sail. “All Aboard! All Aboard!” screamed Captain Bronze Beard. “Is everyone aboard?” “Yes sir,” they answered “Ok then, what are we waiting for?” “The checklist sir” “Ok then.”

Cannon ammo,” “Check,”

“Swords,” “Check,”

“Pistols,” “Check,”

“Pistol ammo,” “Ahh ahh no,”

“WHAT!! How are we going to fire pistols with no ammo?” “Have we beer and rum?” “Um um no.”

 “WHAT! We can’t sail with no beer and rum.”

 “Looks like we’re not sailing with no beer and rum.” “Ohhhh why?” “Because you forgot it, Stupid Sam.”

“Daa” said Bossy Ben. “We need ammo forget the beer and rum, you’ve got 10 minutes.” Ordered Captain Bronze Beard.

10 minutes later............  “I got the ammo,” said Violent Victor”

“Good” replied Captain Bronze Beard.

 “ALL Aboard! ALL Aboard!” screamed Captain Bronze Beard.

“Ok, let’s go on a good pirate adventure.

“Raise the sail Scary Scar” ordered Bossy Ben.

 “NO!Why don’t you do something?”

“What! did you say?”

“I said why don’t you eat something?”

“Good idea, I will eat something I’m hungry” replied Bossy Ben.

“Man he is bossy!” whispered Scary Scar.

“Go on look out!” “NO!” said Angry Andrew.

“What! Did you say?”

“I said NO!” “YOU DO IT!!” shouted Angry Andrew.

“I’ll do it you guys, you can’t do anything can you Bossy Ben?” Sympathised Scary Scar.

That night Violent Victor had a dream that the treasure map was in the ski slopes with dynamite all around it. So, when he woke up he said... “I know where the treasure map is!”

“Where, where, where?” Asked the rest of the crew.

“I had a dream it was in the ski slopes with dynamite all around it.”                    

“That’s fake stuff” said Scary Scar.

“It is not, I will be violent if you don’t listen.”

“I’ll take a chance. Set sail for the ski slopes!” Ordered Captain Bronze Beard.

“But which ski slopes?” asked Scary Scar.

“The closest one,” said Violent Victor.

“Is that right Captain?”

“Yes it is.”

They set sails for the ski slopes. When they reached the slopes...... there had been an avalanche and they could see the treasure.

“Yay!” Shouted the crew. 

“Told you Scary Scar,Ha ha ha!” Bragged Violent Victor.

“Whatever.”Sulked Scary Scar.

“Stop fooling around you fools. How are we going to get the treasure?” Violent Victor asked.

“This is the plan, have we got dynamite?”

“Yes sir.”

“Good so... we light the dynamite and put it on the dynamite surrounding the treasure and hopefully it doesn’t damage it.”

“Got it sir.”

“Light the dynamite!”

“Ok” 3 2 1 BOOM! The treasure box was open and full of............. I pads?

“What? I don’t want I pads, I want gold, diamonds, crystals, and rubies. So there is more treasure to find, but till then we will keep an I pad each.” The captain ordered.

 To be continued........................