The Pirates and the Treasure Map
Once upon a wintry time there was a bunch of buccaneers having a beer on their pirate ship singing a jolly good pirate song. Let me introduce them, There was Scary Scar, Angry Andrew, Stupid Sam, Bossy Ben and Captain Bronze Beard, his beard was bronze and he was the most fearless pirate you would ever meet. He used pink and purple underwear for good luck.
They wanted to be the first to find the lost treasure, but they did not know where it was. “We need the treasure map,” suggested Stupid Sam. “Not helping.” Said Bossy Ben. The next day the pirates got their stuff ready for a good long sail. “All Aboard! All Aboard!” screamed Captain Bronze Beard. “Is everyone aboard?” “Yes sir,” they answered “Ok then, what are we waiting for?” “The checklist sir” “Ok then.”
Cannon ammo,” “Check,”
“Swords,” “Check,”
“Pistols,” “Check,”
“Pistol ammo,” “Ahh ahh no,”
“WHAT!! How are we going to fire pistols with no ammo?” “Have we beer and rum?” “Um um no.”
“WHAT! We can’t sail with no beer and rum.”
“Looks like we’re not sailing with no beer and rum.” “Ohhhh why?” “Because you forgot it, Stupid Sam.”
“Daa” said Bossy Ben. “We need ammo forget the beer and rum, you’ve got 10 minutes.” Ordered Captain Bronze Beard.
10 minutes later............ “I got the ammo,” said Violent Victor”
“Good” replied Captain Bronze Beard.
“ALL Aboard! ALL Aboard!” screamed Captain Bronze Beard.
“Ok, let’s go on a good pirate adventure.
“Raise the sail Scary Scar” ordered Bossy Ben.
“NO!Why don’t you do something?”
“What! did you say?”
“I said why don’t you eat something?”
“Good idea, I will eat something I’m hungry” replied Bossy Ben.
“Man he is bossy!” whispered Scary Scar.
“Go on look out!” “NO!” said Angry Andrew.
“What! Did you say?”
“I said NO!” “YOU DO IT!!” shouted Angry Andrew.
“I’ll do it you guys, you can’t do anything can you Bossy Ben?” Sympathised Scary Scar.
That night Violent Victor had a dream that the treasure map was in the ski slopes with dynamite all around it. So, when he woke up he said... “I know where the treasure map is!”
“Where, where, where?” Asked the rest of the crew.
“I had a dream it was in the ski slopes with dynamite all around it.”
“That’s fake stuff” said Scary Scar.
“It is not, I will be violent if you don’t listen.”
“I’ll take a chance. Set sail for the ski slopes!” Ordered Captain Bronze Beard.
“But which ski slopes?” asked Scary Scar.
“The closest one,” said Violent Victor.
“Is that right Captain?”
“Yes it is.”
They set sails for the ski slopes. When they reached the slopes...... there had been an avalanche and they could see the treasure.
“Yay!” Shouted the crew.
“Told you Scary Scar,Ha ha ha!” Bragged Violent Victor.
“Whatever.”Sulked Scary Scar.
“Stop fooling around you fools. How are we going to get the treasure?” Violent Victor asked.
“This is the plan, have we got dynamite?”
“Yes sir.”
“Good so... we light the dynamite and put it on the dynamite surrounding the treasure and hopefully it doesn’t damage it.”
“Got it sir.”
“Light the dynamite!”
“Ok” 3 2 1 BOOM! The treasure box was open and full of............. I pads?
“What? I don’t want I pads, I want gold, diamonds, crystals, and rubies. So there is more treasure to find, but till then we will keep an I pad each.” The captain ordered.
To be continued........................
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