The pirates and the Yo ho ho!
Once a upon pirate’s time there lived a peaceful family living on a rocky cliff by the ocean. The family had a mother, father, tiny girl, a younger brother a well-built dog and a bony dog.
At the crack of dawn, when everyone was snoring away, even the dogs, a pirate ship cruised over to the side of the cliff. The pirates jumped off the boat, ascended up the cliff, went into the cottage and kidnapped the tiny boy.
They cruised back out to sea. Soon the boy woke up. When he saw that he was on a pirate ship he filled the ship with tears and cried for his mother. The pirates, who were the nicest pirates you would ever want to meet, not that you would want to meet pirates, soon got the boy to stop crying. They said that they would take him back as soon as he helped them recover their treasure, they had covered their bootie in a mineshaft, but the mineshaft entrance was covered up and too small for them to get in, so they needed a tiny person for them to get their bootie. The boy agreed to try, and asked what the treasure was. The pirates said, gold, diamonds, a bottle of rum and their yo ho ho!!
They soon arrived at the small island. Quickly they sent the boy into the mineshaft to find their bootie “Don’t forget the yo ho ho!” The pirates yelled after him. The boy crawled into the mineshaft where he saw a lot of different paths. Soon he got lost and, once again started tearing up. Then he lay down and cried himself to sleep.
The pirates waited and waited for the boy to come out, the pirates aren’t known for their patience, so soon gave up on the boy. They sailed back to the cottage on the cliff. It was still dawn and everyone was still snoring away, even the dogs, and again they took another kid but this time it was the tiny girl.
They sailed back to island and told the girl to go in the mineshaft and recover their bootie. So the tiny girl crawled into the mineshaft looking for the bootie, the bottle of rum, and the yo ho ho! But most urgently the tiny girl was exploring to find her younger brother. The pirates yelled don’t forget the yo ho ho! But the tiny girl also got lost. She sat down to rest like her younger brother, she soon snored away.
The pirates waited and waited but soon enough gave up on the tiny girl. They hopped back into their ship and rowed back to the cabin on the cliff. They tried to take the well built dog but it started to crunch and slobber so they captured the bony dog instead.
They glided to the island and thundered at the dog to go into the mineshaft and get their treasure, their bottle of rum and of course their yo ho ho! The bony dog sprinted into the mineshaft so swiftly that the pirates didn’t get to thunder, ‘Don’t forget the you ho ho!’
The pirates waited and waited. After many hours they saw the bony dog crawling out tugging on something. They thundered with joy! “The dog has discovered our treasure but instead of the treasure it was... the tiny boy. So they sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft. As quick as a flick the dog was crawling back out tugging on something. But once again it wasn’t the treasure it was... the tiny girl. The pirates sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft for the third time. They waited for another two hours they saw the dog crawling out, tugging something out of the mineshaft. Finally this time it was the treasure!!!
The pirates the tiny boy and the little girl cheered. Then again the pirates sent the bony dog back into the mineshaft to search for the bottle of rum and their yo ho ho! Again they waited for hours and hours and finally the dog was crawling out of the mineshaft. Pulling on the bottle of rum!!! Hooray everyone thundered. The tiny girl and the younger brother thundered. Even though they knew they couldn’t have any rum at all, the kids were excited for the pirates, the pirates seemed so pleased that it was impossible not be excited with them.
“Now all we need is the yo ho ho!! Said the pirates, they sent the dog on an adventure to get the yo ho ho!!They sent the dog back into the mineshaft. They waited for even more hours finally the dog came out slobbering on ... nothing. The dog shook his sad little head. No yo ho ho the pirates were gloomy that the dog did not find the yo ho ho but they were so happy with their rum and treasure so they decided to have a huge party right there on the tiny island. The pirates danced their jigs and sang their pirates songs and opened the bottle of rum and you know what the... yo ho ho!!!... was in the bottle of rum! And all of them even the boy and the girl chanted “yo ho ho” in a bottle of rum!! Until their mouths were so exhausted even the bony dog barked along. Not the end.
The pirates were filled with joy that they had discovered their yo ho ho that they made the treasure chest creek up. As they opened their chest they let the tiny girl and the younger boy, take whatever they wanted. The tiny girl took a terrific necklace full of diamonds and rubies. The younger boy took a golden bow and some diamond arrows, and the bony dog took a pair of dog golden bowls one for slobbering the food with and the other for water to gulp gallons and gallons of water.
The pirates cruised back to the cottage on the deadly cliff and put the tiny girl, the younger boy and the dog to bed. At the crack of dawn, the father and the mother, were so glad they jumped up and down with joy that they got to see their children- and the bony dog but didn’t believe the kids stories one bit, the treasure, the bottle of rum, or the yo ho ho. Really... The End.
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